The secret of longevity 长寿秘诀

A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch

一位女士走向坐在门廊的椅子上摇动的小老头。

"Find meinadvertently,how happy you are,"shesaid."Whatis the secret to yourhappiness and longevity?"

“我无意中发现，你是多么幸福，”那女士说。“你幸福而长寿的秘密是什么？”

"Three packs of cigarettesevery day Ismoke,drink a case of whiskey a week,eat fatty foodsand never,ever exercise."

“我每天抽三包烟，每周喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食品，而且从来不曾锻炼。”

"Oh,it's amazing,"said ms..How old is you

“哦，真神奇，”女士说。“你高寿？”

Twenty-six.

“二十六。”