Blind Date 相亲

Stay for one nightandblind date,the man couldn't.He hadarranged to have a friendcall him,so hewould have an excuse to leave.When he returned to the table,he lowered his eyes,put on agrim expression,said:"I have some bad news,my grandfather just died."Thank goodness.His date replied,"if youhad not,Iwould havedied!"
和相亲对象呆了一晚上后，男人再也受不了了。他事先安排了个朋友给他打电话，这样他就能借故先离开了。当他回到桌边，他垂下眼睛，装出一副阴沉的表情，说：“有个不幸的消息，我的祖父刚刚去世了。”“谢天谢地！”他的约会对象说，“如果你的祖父不死，我的祖父就得死了！”