The Mean Man's Party 吝啬鬼的聚会

Again extreme notorietycheap skate finallydecided to have a party.Explaining to a friendhow to findhis familysaid:"you go up to thefive floor,ring the doorbell with your elbow.When the door open,push with your foot."
一个声名狼藉的小气鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了后，再用你的脚把门推开。”

"Why use my elbow and foot?"
“为什么我要用我的肘和脚呢？”
My God!Miser answered,"you're not coming empty handed?"

　“天哪！”吝啬鬼回答，“你总不会空着手来吧？”