经典英文幽默故事 Lucky Frog

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LuckyFrog

Amantakesthedayoffworkanddecidestogooutgolfing.
Heisonthesecondholewhenhenoticesafrogsittingnexttothegreen.
Hethinksnothingofitandisabouttoshootwhenhehears,Ribbit9Iron.
"Themanlooksaroundanddoesn'tseeanyone.Again,hehears,"Ribbit9Iron."
Helooksatthefroganddecidestoprovethefrogwrong,putstheclubaway,andgrabsa9iron.
Boom!Hehitsit10inchesfromthecup.Heisshocked.Hesaystothefrog,"Wowthat'samazing.
Youmustbealuckyfrog,eh?Thefrogreplies,"RibbitLuckyfrog."

Themandecidestotakethefrogwithhimtothenexthole.
"Whatdoyouthinkfrog?"themanasks."Ribbit3wood."
Theguytakesouta3woodand,Boom!Holeinone.
Themanisbefuddledanddoesn'tknowwhattosay.
Bytheendoftheday.
themangolfedthebestgameofgolfinhislifeandasksthefrog,"OKwheretonext?"
Thefrogreplies,"RibbitLasVegas."
TheygotoLasVegasandtheguysays,"OKfrog,nowwhat?"
Thefrogsays,"RibbitRoulette.
Uponapproachingtheroulettetable,Themanasks,"WhatdoyouthinkIshouldbet?"
"Thefrogreplies,"Ribbit$3000,black6."Now,thisisamillion-to-oneshottowin,butafterthegolfgamethemanfigureswhattheheck.
Boom!Tonsofcashcomesslidingbackacrossthetable.

Themantakeshiswinningsandbuysthebestroominthehotel.
Hesitsthefrogdownandsays,"Frog,Idon'tknowhowtorepayyou.
You'vewonmeallthismoneyandIamforevergrateful.
"Thefrogreplies,"RibbitKissMe."
Hefigureswhynot,sinceafterallthefrogdidforhim,hedeservesit.
Withakiss,thefrogturnsintoagorgeous15-year-oldgirl.
"Andthat,yourhonor,ishowthegirlendedupinmyroom.
SohelpmeGodormynameisnotWilliamJeffersonClinton."

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